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Saudade

Posted by justgiveup on June 23, 2009

There’s this word in Portuguese, “saudade”. It means roughly “nostalgic yearning” in English. It’s kind of a sad feeling. But I have no interest in talking about the feeling. Well I do. But not now. Right now my bone to pick is with the word.

You see, lusophones (that’s people who speak Portuguese, The More You Know™) claim that “saudade” cannot be translated into English. They propose that there is no word in English that can effectively capture all the subtle nuances of saudade.

This is complete bullshit for two reasons.

On one hand, the linguistic hand, every word is translatable precisely because no word is precisely translatable. Even when two people are speaking the same language their interpretations of the words are going to be different (exactly what makes a particular fire a “blaze”, what makes a person “wretched”) but people are generally perceptive enough to fill in the blanks. This gap-closing sense is what makes “nostalgic yearning” seem to do the job pretty well as far as “saudade” is concerned. There is a magical ability called connotation or, in some circles, thought, that makes the subtle nuances just happen to occur to the person hearing the word. It is the very reason poetry can exist at all.

On the other hand, the asshole hand, the lusophones are making this claim out of a sense of cultural superiority. Only the Portuguese, with their highly-evolved hearts, could feel and thus ascribe a word to an intense emotion like saudade. Just another member of their incredibly versatile language. These are the sort of underhanded ego-stroking techniques that make people with ethnic pride so annoying.

I have a Swedish-speaking friend who prefers writing in English to Swedish because he feels that when he says something in Swedish, he’s saying it the only way it can possibly be said. Food for thought. Two-faced pro-English hypocritical food for thought, but still.

I guess you can consider this last line here a disclaimer that I don’t have anything against the Portuguese or any other culture but I give it begrudgingly because it dignifies any dumbass who thinks I do.

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Stellar Motivation

Posted by justgiveup on June 3, 2009

It’s humbling just how big the objects in our universe can get.

It goes on... and on... and on...

It goes on... and on... and on...

Interestingly there is a frame missing at the end. Do you know what it depicts?

YOUR BALLS.

Your balls are the biggest objects in the universe. They are just humongous. You are so brave, so forward-thinking, such a go-getter. You can do anything. You are attractive, intelligent, and compassionate. I want you so bad.

The next time you feel powerless, look at this gif. Watch it the whole way through and then act surprised when it abruptly ends without giving you the proper recognition.

Seriously though, look at that gif. That is an enormous star. If it replaced our Sun it would go out to Saturn. That means we would be entirely engulfed in plasma. And there would be nothing but plasma for… miles and miles and miles. Jesus Christ.

Stars are bizarre. Huge spheres of energy sitting so far away from us, raging on and on and on, and… who cares? No one notices. They live and die silently.

Why would anyone want to be a star?

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